rim jobs

josh named his fish finny...because i recommended calling him finnegan. it works, the fish has 9 fins.  and it's adorable.  huge eyes and a little sucker mouth.  he swims a lot too. 

jasmine is in 4 year old/teenage trouble because apparently she told her coach she wasn't ready to go into the game when it was her turn to sub because she "had to text first.'' awesome.

today i was drinking dr pepper through a twizzler and i dropped the twizzler into the can.  bummed.