Sunday, November 23, 2008
i didn't wait until thanksgiving
i disowned the promise i made by snowboarding before thanksgiving. i'm a hypocrite, whatever. i hit my face on the snow and i got lost coming home. oh and i got to split a calzone with lemme tonight because the 2nd time got lost i ended up in ludlow. matthew kept me awake and prevented me from crashing my truck, that is until i lost service and saw a gang of mongo boarders in bennington.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
if i disappear for a while
i love you all...don't be worried....but umm, some weirddd shit could go down. trying to be out before it does!
oh and scary story.....
last week, i dont remember the day
it's nighttime.
1:57 am - i am sitting on the white chair in the corner of our living room, chatting on the interweb. joshua starts coughing....throws up in his bed because he is too lazy to get up and get water, or none the less puke in the toilet. my mom yells at him for being such a lazy motherfucker and takes all the blankets off his bed and moves him to the bottom bunk. pissed off, heated...she storms downstairs, goes to the basement and throws his blankets in the water. as she walks by me, she tells me i need to go to bed. tired, i listen...fall asleep quickly.
5:12 am - i wake up to the sound of jasmine crying. she climbs up into my bed, starts to cuddle with me and tells me that she really just has to pee. but, joshua has been telling her monster stories (which is one of the reasons he didn't leave his bed, because he's a wimp) and she was afraid to leave the room. i tell her to go and turn the light on, fall back asleep.
5:15 am - jasmine flips my overhead light on, waking me up. she's standing in the doorway sobbing, and my mom walks in to see what is going on. she discovers a puddle of pee in the doorway to the bathroom. jasmine goes to sleep in my moms bed and i fall asleep.
meanwhile, my mom cleans up the pee. just as she lays down in her bed, she hears nina downstairs. she goes down, puts her out, and switches joshuas blankets to the dryer. she hears footsteps upstairs, and when she reached the kitchen she realized nina had been let inside. figuring i had done it, she walks into my room.
5:20 am - "JORDAN, did you let nina in?" (i was passed out)
me: noo mom i've been asleep
mom: someone let nina in. are you sure it wasn't you? someone was walking around downstairs.
me: should i call 911??
mom: no, you didn't hear anyone come up here did you?
me: how would i know i've been asleep!
mom: come check the basement with me.
i grab my cell phone, we check the upstairs, downstairs, and she grabs a flashlight and hands me the house phone. "if you hear anything," she said, "just call." at this point, i'm fucking scared. shaking, on the verge of tears. she starts to walk down the steps. i turn the phone on. not thinking (and more or less thinking in terms of a cell phone where you have to push SEND after dialing the number) i dial 911. she turns up the stairs to me and goes, "YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!" i realized that i was, in fact, a fucking moron, and hung up. the police called back immediately. i answered, because i could barely talk. i tried to explain everything that happened and then handed the phone to my mom. she told them we checked the house and everythng was ok. we hang up and go upstairs. i get back into bed but can barely sleep.
5:35 am - i hear a car door slam, and then our doorbell rings. i listen as my mom walks down the steps and talks to the police officer. he asked if she wanted him to check the house, but she bid him farewell and told him thanks for checking up on us. she turns the fan on for nina and walks upstairs.
9:30 am - "Jordan, did you put nina out?"
me: "what? i've been asleep, i haven't left bed?"
mom: "someone put nina out."
jokingly, i ask if i should call 911, and we go to check the basement. no one is there. there's no where for anyone to hide in our house. we still don't know what happened. it was fucked!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)