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josh named his fish finny...because i recommended calling him finnegan. it works, the fish has 9 fins.  and it's adorable.  huge eyes and a little sucker mouth.  he swims a lot too. 

jasmine is in 4 year old/teenage trouble because apparently she told her coach she wasn't ready to go into the game when it was her turn to sub because she "had to text first.'' awesome.

today i was drinking dr pepper through a twizzler and i dropped the twizzler into the can.  bummed.

legos my eggos

why is it that when im having awesome dreams i get woken up, but when im having terrible horrible dreams about my teeth falling out or little monsters throwing balls at me from a wall or scraggly things popping out at me or mountain men chasing i CANT WAKE UP. kind of upset about it.  

but iwas woken up kind of for something amazing. joshua llearned all hisletters so were getting him a bugeyed goldfish. 

whats the matter panda bear, no more bamboo?

my stomach finally stopped burning. ignorant people suck...ignorant shoppers are even worse. ignorant people shopping should never leave their cars. blehh now im hungry.

"are you ready for november 4?"

if you plan on voting.

i say go green party.

logan beaulieu wishes he was as black as ME

it is real. i am here. you are reading this.  

its thursday on the west coast. happy birthday logan